funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
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funnyWhat did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
cleanfunnysimpleSome months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
crazyfunnyscaryWhat do little ghosts kids eat for dinner?
Spookgetti.
funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
stupidfunnyWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
funnyWhat can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
