funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
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funnytrickyHow can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
cleanfunnysimpleWhy is a river rich?
It has two banks.
cleanfunnytrickyYou are in a cold house in the winter.
It is dark.
You have one match.
There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove.
Which do you light first?
The match.
funnyWhat do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.
funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
punnyfunnyHow does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
funnycrazyWhat type of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse.
funnyloveIt's Valentine's Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?
Cupid.
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
funnystupidWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.