funnyWhat can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
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stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
funnycrazyWhat's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
cleanfunnyWhat did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
funnyIt is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Your mom.
funnyWhat is represented by this BrainBat Pattern?
EST EST EST EST
Forest.
crazyfunnytrickyWhen is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
funnyHow can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.