funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
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funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
funnyloveHow do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
QT.
funnypunnyWhy are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
funnyWhich part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
The Dead End.
cleanfunnywhat am ITake me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
What am I?
A fan.
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
funnyWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
crazyfunnyWhy are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm.