cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
lovefunnyWhy did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.