funny What did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
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funny stupid Why do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
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Railroad ties.
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Elephant.
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Yes of course, 50 rupees are more valuable than 1 rupee.
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Itenticle.
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Because it was not peeling well.
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Europe.
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On the river bank.
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Fish and ships.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny logic tricky A murdered is condemned to death.
He has to choose between three rooms.
The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.
Which room is safest for him?
The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
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