funnyWhat animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
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funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
funnyWhat can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
funnyWhat did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
funnytrickycleandirtyWhy is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
cleanfunnylogictrickyMary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?
If you answered Nunu, you are wrong. It’s Mary!
funnytrickyWhat do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
202 , 202 , 202 , 202.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
crazyfunnyWhen does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.