cleansimplelogicWhat is as light as a feather but even the strongest man in the world can’t hold it for long?
His breath.
funnytrickyWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
cleansimpleWhat is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?
The temperature.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
funnyWhat kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat can you catch but not throw?
A cold.
funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
cleanfunnylogicA man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.