Riddle #72

Name four days of the week that start with the letter "t"?

Why did I throw the butter out of the window?

A black dog stands in the middle of an intersection in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?

At the sound of me, men may dream or stamp their feet. At the sound of me, women may laugh or sometimes weep.

Which is faster heat or cold? Explain?

When will a net hold water?

What is the last thing you take off before bed?

How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?

You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?

What do you call an elephant with wings?

In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink! What color were the stairs?