crazyWhat is the similarity between a nose and an athlete?
Both "run".
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I hear invoices!
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Sherlock Bones.
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Mississippi.
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The Eggs-celerator.
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A vicious circle.
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Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
crazyfunnyHow far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
crazyfunnyWhat two keys cannot open any doors?
A donkey and a monkey.