punnycrazyWhat is a chicken racing driver's favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
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crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
crazypunnyWhat is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yeller!
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
crazyfunnypunnyWhat bird can write?
PENguin.
punnyWhat is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire
crazyfunnyWhy did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.