funnyWhy is there a halo in the water?
There is an angelfish there!
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funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
crazyfunnytrickyWhat do you call a bear without an ear?
A “b”.
cleanfunnytrickyWhat is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
trickycrazyfunnyJason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
funnytrickyWhat do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.
funnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
Mashed potatoes.
funnyWhat sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
cleanfunnysimpleWhat kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
