funny Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
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I have just set foot on Mars.
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He has to choose between three rooms.
The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.
Which room is safest for him?
The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
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The turkey because it is always stuffed.
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The one with the biggest head.
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Forest.
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Because Noah sat on the deck.
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Ten tickles (tentacles).
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A pig.
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202 , 202 , 202 , 202.
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Thunderwear.
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