funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
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cleanfunnyHow do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
funnyloveHow do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
QT.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
funnytrickyWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
funnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
Mashed potatoes.
funnytrickycleverWhy don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
funnySam was very busy business man. Suddenly he threw away his expensive watch out of the window. Why?
Because he always felt time was flying and he just wants to see how time flies.
stupidfunnyWhat is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
