funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
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cleanfunnyWhat can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Your temper.
cleanfunnylogictrickyA man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
It was a bright, sunny day.
funnyloveHow do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
QT.
stupidfunnyWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
funnyloveWhy did the man ask his wife for a map?
Because he got lost in her eyes.
funnytrickyWhat do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
funnyWhy does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
funnycrazyWhat's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
stupidfunnyA man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
