stupidfunnyWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
stupidfunnytrickyIf six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
stupidfunnyWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
funnystupidWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
dirtystupidWhat is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.