funnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
cleanloveHe has married many but has never been married . Who is he?
A priest.
logicmathFind three positive whole numbers that have the same answer added together or when multiplied together.
1, 2 & 3.
1 x 2 x 3 = 6 and 1 + 2 + 3 = 6
funnytrickyHow can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
poemscleanWhat always runs, but never walks,
often murmurs, never talks,
has a bed, but never sleeps,
has a mouth, but never eats?
A river.
funnytrickyWhat is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
cleansimpleWhat is it that you throw away the outer side, then cook the insides and then throw away the insides – what is the name of the item?
Corn on the cob. You throw away the husk, cook and eat the corn kernels and throw away the cob.
cleanfunnyWhy do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
funnyWhat animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
