simpleclevercleanlogicIt always becomes white when it becomes dirty. What is that?
A Black board.
logiccleansimpleIt always stays hot even when put in refrigerator! What is that?
Pepper.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
crazyfunnyWhat fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
cleanfunnytrickyScientists are trying to find out what is between earth and heaven. Can you find me?
And.
funnyWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
logicwhat am IcleansimpleWhat gets wet while it's drying?
A towel.
funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
funnyWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
simplecleancleverWhat king can you make if you take:
the head of a lamb
the middle of a pig
the hind of a buffalo
and the tail of a dragon?
A lion, king of the jungle! (the head of a Lamb, the middle of a pIg, the hind of a buffalO and the tail of a dragoN)
