funnyloveHow do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
funnyloveWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
lovepoemsIt caused the destruction of Troy,
The worst of tragedies,
And numerous maladies,
Yet it is chased, desired and fought for.
What is it?
Love.
funnyloveWhats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
loveWhat did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
I want to hold your hand.
