crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
cleansimpleIt has only two bones, but there are 1000s of ribs. What is that?
Railway track.
funnyWhy is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
simpleclevercleanlogicIt always becomes white when it becomes dirty. What is that?
A Black board.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
logiccleansimpleIt always stays hot even when put in refrigerator! What is that?
Pepper.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
cleanfunnytrickyScientists are trying to find out what is between earth and heaven. Can you find me?
And.
crazyfunnyWhat fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
