funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
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funnyWhat animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
funnyWhat do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
crazyfunnytrickyWhat do you call a bear without an ear?
A “b”.
funnytrickyscaryImagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Quit imagining.
crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
funnytrickyIs an old 50 rupee note worth more than a new one?
Yes of course, 50 rupees are more valuable than 1 rupee.
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
funnyIt is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Your mom.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
cleanfunnyWhat did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.