funnyWhat's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.
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funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
funnytrickyHow can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
stupidfunnytrickyIf six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
funnysimpletrickyA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
crazyfunnytrickyWhy do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
funnystupidWhat has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
cleanfunnytrickyYou are in a cold house in the winter.
It is dark.
You have one match.
There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove.
Which do you light first?
The match.
funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.