funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
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funnytrickycleverWhy don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
funnyWhat sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
funnyloveWhats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
funnyWhy does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
funnytrickycrazyYour bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
crazyfunnyWhy shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
crazyfunnyWhere do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.
cleanfunnylogictrickyA man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
It was a bright, sunny day.
