funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
crazypunnyWhat is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yeller!
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
punnytrickyWhat starts with a 't' ends with a 't' and is full of 't' ?
A teapot.
funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.