poemscleanWhat always runs, but never walks,
often murmurs, never talks,
has a bed, but never sleeps,
has a mouth, but never eats?
A river.
funnytrickyWhat is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
funnyWhat animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
cleansimplecleverHow do you spell candy in 2 letters?
C and y c(and)y.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?
Screw.
simplecleanWhat is the similarity between your eyes and your school?
Both have pupils.
cleanwhat am IPeople buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?
A plate.
crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
cleanwhat am IsimpleTake off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
An onion.
what am IsimpleclevercleanI always work under pressure and by myself is the only way I'm hurt.
I was formed under pressure and for woman I'm pleasure.
What am I?
A diamond.