cleanlogicshortwhat am I
I have billions of eyes, yet i live in darkness. I have millions of ears, yet only four lobes. I have no muscle, yet i rule two hemispheres. What am I?
I am the human brain. The brain has billions of optic and auditory nerves, four lobes and two hemispheres, and is an organ of the human body.cleanfunnyshort
What kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.cleanfunnyshort
Why is a river rich?
It has two banks.cleanfunnyshort
Why did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.cleanshort
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
A boy was born in 1955. He just had his 18th birthday today. How did that happen?
1955 is not the year he was born. It was the hospital room he was born incleanfunnyshort
What can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand?
Your right hand.logicshortwhat am I
The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?
We hurt without moving. We poison without touching. We bear the truth and the lies. We are not to be judged by our size. What are we?
Words.cleanlogicshortwhat am I
I am a mother and a father, but have never given birth. I'm rarely still, but I never wander. What am I?