Is half of two plus two equal to two or three?
Three. It seems that it could almost be either, but if you follow the mathematical orders of operation, division is performed before addition. So... half of two is one. Then add two, and the answer is three.animalcleanshort
What kind of animal lives longest in zoos?
Tommy Tucker took two strings and tied two turtles to two tall trees. How many T’s in that?
There are 2 t’s in THAT.cleanshort
Large as a mountain, small as a pea,
Endlessly swimming in a waterless sea.
Red through and through, it has no mouth. But it eats many things; it fears water but not wind.
Fire.cleanlogicshortwhat am I
Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?
What has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.short
Every time you stand up, you lose this. What is it?
What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.shortwhat am I
I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack O Lanterns. What am I?