cleanshortBrothers, all pair up; Bodies firm and tall.
You only care to eat the solid food,
And don’t care to eat the soup.
Chopsticks.
funnyshortFarmer Brown came to town with some watermelons. He sold half of them plus half a melon and found that he had one whole melon left. How many melons did he take to town?
Easy, three melons.
logicshortwhat am IIf will follow you for 1000 miles but not miss home. It desires neither food nor flowers. It fears not water, fire, knives, nor soldiers. But it disappears when the sun sets behind the western mountains. Who Am I?
Shadow.
crazyfunnyshortWhat do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
shortWhat goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?
Chewing gum.
cleanfunnyshort One winter day, there was a man standing in the middle of someone's front yard. The person stayed there for several weeks without moving and the owner of the yard didn't mind. Eventually the man left. Who was the man?
A snowman.
cleanshortWhat has no beginning, end, or middle?
A doughnut.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
Cheerios.
cleanfunnyshortHow do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
cleanfunnyshortWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.