I don't have eyes, but once I did see. Once I had thoughts, but now I'm white and empty.
Feed me and I live, yet give me a drink and I die.
What is the difference between yesterday and tomorrow?
A kind hearted person Mr. Rawat buy packed food at 3$/packet from United states and sells them at 1$/packet at Africa.
After some time he becomes a millionaire.
How come the guy become millionaire?
He started out as a billionaire, but lost so much money in his good works (by giving to poor people) that he became a millionaire.cleanfunnyshort
You are in a cold house in the winter.
It is dark.
You have one match.
There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove.
Which do you light first?
The match.dirtyshortwhat am I
I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?
Some months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.cleanshort
The more it dries, the wetter it gets. What is it?
There is a word and six letters it contains.
Take one away and twelve is what remains.
What word is it?
Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner.
When they were done they paid for the food and left.
But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food. Who did?
Wednesday (the name of the third person in the group, not the day).