Short riddles

funnyshort

Against the law

Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
93.70 %
40 votes

cleanfunnyloveshort

Someone you love

How do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
93.84 %
41 votes

logicshort

The chicken or the egg

What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens.
93.22 %
37 votes

cleanshort

A raw egg

How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
93.98 %
42 votes