Short riddles

cleanlogicshort

Valentine's Day

What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?
Let me call you Tweet heart.
91.77 %
30 votes

cleanloveshort

An octupus

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
I want to hold your hand.
83.81 %
43 votes

cleanshort

Round on both ends

What is round on both ends and hi in the middle?
Ohio - The two 'o's are round with 'hi' in the middle.
93.22 %
37 votes

cleanshortwhat am I

A grieving wife

If you throw me out the window, I'll leave a grieving wife. Bring me back, but through the door, You'll see someone giving life. What am I?
The letter 'n'. Throw out the letter n from the word window and you have widow. Bring back the word n to door and you have donor.
92.86 %
35 votes

crazyfunnyshort

I am a soldier

I am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
90.04 %
42 votes