# Short riddles

## Valentine's Day

What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?
Let me call you Tweet heart.
91.77 %

## An octupus

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
I want to hold your hand.
92.86 %

## Fell in love with garden

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
It made him wed his plants.
93.05 %

## I have all the knowledge you have

I have all the knowledge you have. But I am small as your fist that your hands can hold me. Who am I?
93.05 %

## Round on both ends

What is round on both ends and hi in the middle?
Ohio - The two 'o's are round with 'hi' in the middle.
93.22 %

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## The difference between here and there

What's the difference between here and there?
T (the letter 't' is added to the front 'here' to spell 'there').
93.05 %

## Spears past counting guard this house

Thousands lay up gold within this house, but no man made it. Spears past counting guard this house, but no man wards it.
A beehive.
93.70 %

## A grieving wife

If you throw me out the window, I'll leave a grieving wife. Bring me back, but through the door, You'll see someone giving life. What am I?
The letter 'n'. Throw out the letter n from the word window and you have widow. Bring back the word n to door and you have donor.
92.86 %

## The rope you never skip with

Which is the rope you never skip with?
Europe.
90.86 %