What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?
Let me call you Tweet heart.cleanloveshort
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
I want to hold your hand.cleanloveshort
What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
It made him wed his plants.cleanshortwhat am I
I have all the knowledge you have. But I am small as your fist that your hands can hold me. Who am I?
I'm your brain.cleanshort
What is round on both ends and hi in the middle?
Ohio - The two 'o's are round with 'hi' in the middle.short
What's the difference between here and there?
T (the letter 't' is added to the front 'here' to spell 'there').cleanshort
Thousands lay up gold within this house, but no man made it. Spears past counting guard this house, but no man wards it.
A beehive.cleanshortwhat am I
If you throw me out the window, I'll leave a grieving wife. Bring me back, but through the door, You'll see someone giving life. What am I?
The letter 'n'. Throw out the letter n from the word window and you have widow. Bring back the word n to door and you have donor.crazyfunnyshort
Which is the rope you never skip with?
I am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?