funnyshortWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
cleanshortWhat is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?
Shadow.
crazyshortWhat is red but it smells like a blue paint?
Red paint.
crazyfunnyshortWhat did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don't spook until you are spooken too.
cleanfunnyshortHow many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
crazyfunnyshortWhat do little ghosts kids eat for dinner?
Spookgetti.
cleanshortIt is an insect, and the first part of its name is the name of another insect. What is it?
Beetle.
cleanshortWhat goes through a door but never goes in and never comes out?
A keyhole.
shortwhat am IForward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
Forward I am ton, backwards I am not.
crazyfunnyshortWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
