What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.cleanshort
What is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?
What is red but it smells like a blue paint?
What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don't spook until you are spooken too.cleanfunnyshort
How many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!crazyfunnyshort
What do little ghosts kids eat for dinner?
It is an insect, and the first part of its name is the name of another insect. What is it?
What goes through a door but never goes in and never comes out?
A keyhole.shortwhat am I
Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
Forward I am ton, backwards I am not.crazyfunnyshort
Which is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.