What do you call a cow in a earthquake?
What do ghosts wear on their feet?
What fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.funnyshort
What goes up when rain comes down?
An umbrella.cleanshortwhat am I
Look at me. I can bring a smile to your face, a tear to your eye, or even a thought to your mind. But, I can't be seen. What am I?
Memories.cleanshortwhat am I
Sometimes I am loved, usually by the young. Other times I am dreaded, mostly by the old ones. I am hard to remember, also hard to forget. And yet if you do, You'll make someone upset. I occur every day everyone has to face me. Even if you don't want it to happen; embrace me. What am I?
When does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.cleancrazyfunnyshort
Jason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.crazyfunnyshort
Why are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.cleanloveshort
Why did the man ask his wife for a map?
Because he got lost in her eyes.