I heard of an invading, vanquishing army sweeping across the land, liquid-quick; conquering everything, quelling resistance. With it came darkness, dimming the light. Humans hid in their houses, while outside spears pierced, shattering stones walls. Uncountable soldiers smashed into the ground, but each elicited life as he died. When the army had vanished, advancing northward, the land was gree and growing, refresh.
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.cleanfunnyshort
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!short
If there are four sheep, two dogs and one herds-men, how many feet are there?
Two. Sheep have hooves; dogs have paws; only people have feet.funnyshortwhat am I
Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side than their other side. Some people believe that this is because when cats lay on their side they need insulation from the cold on the floor or ground. Which side of a cat has more hair?
The outside of the cat of course!cleanshortwhat am I
I can run, but not walk. Thought is not far behind me. What am I?
There is a boat with a ladder attached to it, the ladder is eight feet tall. If the water rises four feet how much of the ladder will be on top of the water?
Eight feet, the ladder is attached to the boat.cleanshort
Weight in my belly,
Trees on my back,
Nails in my ribs,
Feet I do lack.
What goes up and down the stairs without moving?
What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.