Short riddles

cleanshort

Higher than a building

What jumps higher than a building?
All animals can jump higher than a building. Buildings do not jump.
93.22 %
37 votes

funnyshort

Two blondes going to disneyland

Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
86.81 %
31 votes

cleanshort

Add two to eleven

When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
When you add two hours to eleven o'clock, you get one o'clock.
92.46 %
33 votes