Short riddles

funnyshort

Broom

Why was the broom late?
It overswept.
94.48 %
46 votes

cleanfunnyshort

The biggest hat

A lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
93.22 %
37 votes

short

Time of day

What time of day, when written in a capital letters, is the same forwards, backwards and upside down?
Noon.
90.29 %
25 votes

cleanshort

Bomb

There is bomb on top of a computer; around the computer are a hairbrush, keys, phone and a cup. When the explosion comes, what item destroyed first?
The bomb.
91.77 %
30 votes