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I have a little house in which I live all alone. It has no doors or windows, and if I want to go out I must break through the wall. What am I?
A chick in an egg.cleanfunnyshort
What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.cleanfunnyshort
What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
We travelled the sea far and wide. At one time, two of my sailors were standing on opposite sides of the ship. One was looking west and the other one east. And at the same time, they could see each other clearly. How can that be possible?
The sailors had their backs against either ends of the ship.cleanshort
Until I am measured I am not known. Yet how you miss me when I have flown.
If you drop me I'm sure to crack, but give me a smile and I'll always smile back.
It's red, blue, purple and green. No one can reach it, not even the queen.
It can be cracked, it can be made,
It can be told, it can be played.
What is it?
Why is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.cleanshort
What has a foot on each side and one in the middle?