A murdered is condemned to death.
He has to choose between three rooms.
The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.
Which room is safest for him?
The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.animalcleanshort
What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.animalcleanshortwhat am I
I plow and plow, but never sow. What am I?
What bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.animalcleanshortwhat am I
Armored but not a knight, snapping but not a twig, and always at home, even on the move. What am I?
A turtle.animalcleanshortwhat am I
I create my lair with earthen string and dispatch my prey with a biting sting. What am I?
If a man carried my burden
He would break his back.
I am not rich,
but leave silver in my track.
Snail.animalcleanshortwhat am I
I have a face like a tree and skin like the sea. A great beast I am, yet small vermin frighten me. What am I?
An elephant.animalcleanshortwhat am I
Born of water, I drown in water. A blood-thirsty beast you can barely see. What am I?
A cat had three kittens: January, March and May. What was the mother's name?
It is stated 'WHAT' was the mother's name.