Alive as you but without breath,
As cold in my life as in my death;
Never a thirst though I always drink,
Dressed in a mail but never a clink.
What do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.animalfunny
What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.animalfunny
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
What is a frog's favorite game?
What is a frog’s favorite year?
There are 100 ants on a board that is 1 meter long, each facing either left or right and walking at a pace of 1 meter per minute.
The board is so narrow that the ants cannot pass each other; when two ants walk into each other, they each instantly turn around and continue walking in the opposite direction. When an ant reaches the end of the board, it falls off the edge.
From the moment the ants start walking, what is the longest amount of time that could pass before all the ants have fallen off the plank? You can assume that each ant has infinitely small length.
The longest amount of time that could pass would be 1 minute.
If you were looking at the board from the side and could only see the silhouettes of the board and the ants, then when two ants walked into each other and turned around, it would look to you as if the ants had walked right by each other.
In fact, the effect of two ants walking into each other and then turning around is essentially the same as two ants walking past one another: we just have two ants at that point walking in opposite directions.
So we can treat the board as if the ants are walking past each other. In this case, the longest any ant can be on the board is 1 minute (since the board is 1 meter long and the ants walk at 1 meter per minute). Thus, after 1 minute, all the ants will be off the board.animalclean
What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.animalcleanshort
What's three stories tall and moves at 15 mph through the jungle?
A giraffe on roller blades.