If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.animalcleanpoemsshortwhat am I
To you, rude would I never be,
Though I flag my tongue for all to see.
What am I?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.animalcrazyfunny
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
What do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.animalcrazyfunnyshort
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
What kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
When is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.