Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.animalcleanfunny
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!animalcleanfunny
What do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
What is the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
To cover cows.animalshort
Never trust this fellow’s grin. His teeth are sharp and course, his blood’s as cold as icicles, and he’ll show no remorse! What is it?
What is a sick crocodile?
Dogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
How does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.animalcleanfunny
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.