animalcleanshortwhat am I
I am small and shy.
I have eight legs.
I eat bugs.
I catch them in my web.
I am a...
Spider.animalcleanshortwhat am I
I have four legs and a long tail.
I eat oats and hay.
I love to run fast.
I let people ride on my back.
I am a...
What animal do you think is the best at baseball?
What do you call a bear without an ear?
What do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.animalcleanfunnyshort
What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.animalcleanfunnyshort
Why did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.animalfunnylogic
A black dog stands in the middle of an intersection in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?
It was daylight.animalfunnylogicshort
If 20 blackbirds are on a fence and you shoot one, how many remain?
None, they would all fly away from the sound of the shot.animalcleanfunny
If you see a bird sitting on a twig, how could you get the twig without disturbing the bird?
Wait until the bird flies away.