cleanfunnylogicA man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
cleansimplelogicWhat jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
loveWhich one of Santa's reindeer can be seen on Valentines day?
Cupid.
cleanlogicHow could the cowboy travel on friday, then sleep two days and then travel back home on friday.
If the horse was named Friday.
cleansimpleBranches grow on its head; it wears spotted clothes. Not a donkey of a horse, it runs like the wind.
Deer.
cleanfunnyWhat did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicLook at me. I can bring a smile to your face, a tear to your eye, or even a thought to your mind. But, I can't be seen. What am I?
Memories.
crazyfunnytrickyWhen is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.